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COLUMNS

10 Signs You’re Getting Old

Share You think you’re still 20 years away from retirement? Think again:...

6 Arguments for Swallowing

At first glance, you may think this particular column was written by a man. However,...

5 Reasons Hotel Sex is Hotter

Hotel sex is always better. It’s hotter, steamier, wilder and definitely...

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PEOPLE

Goat Rapists Forced Into Marriage

The owner of a goat forcefully submitted to a threesome with two young male adults...

Sex Addict Dude Claims He Ran Out of Women

Share Sex addict Danny J. had to move out of a town in England after he allegedly...

Awesome Street Fight Caught on Camera

One guy takes on two guys because one of them was a huge asshole. Posted because...

More Stuff In People

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GEAR A collection of all the best guy stuff out there. Browse around and find game reviews, clothes, cars, furniture or anything else that we dream about while drunk at the bar.

CELEBRITIES Fugly, sleezy, drunk and as naked as possible. We have them.

FEMALES Has anyone seen the episode "Major Boobage" in South Park season 12?

OFFBEAT

Babysitting Industry is Rough

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25 Dogs Who Should Probably Bite Their Masters

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The Sex Vs. Video Games Infographic

This idea might be a bit ill advised

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Ninja Cat Doesn’t Leave Prints

Links you don’t wanna miss today: Ugliest Creatures on the Planet – Chicago Tribune Question About DNA – Eat Liver The Most Popular Murray The Nut Comics – Neal Rodriguez A White Castle Wedding – Chicago Now DIY Arcade Game – Fork Party What You Lookin At? – Yep Yep 7 Things That Make a Hot Girl, Not –... [Read the full article]

Shape of Knockers Determines Personality

Share Finally, some good news: an Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts. He has categorized breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman’s chest size says about her. Of course we at Standard Madness feel... [Read the full article]

True Story: How To Get Pregnant via Oral Sex

Share We would say it’s probably the most brutal true story you’ll read today. Doctors would say it’s a case of impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina. May we add that this is not the usual Standard Madness attempt at being humorous, it’s a factual story and we believe... [Read the full article]