DIY cardboard sex doll
February 28, 2009 by Ted3 Comments
Storyline: The rather talented Dutch artist Bert Simons is only (male) human, like most of us here. So when he saw the amazingly realistic sex-dolls made by manufacturers like Real Doll, I guess he totally wanted one. Price tag though was an issue, so using his artist superpower, he went ahead and built his own. Hopefully he hasn’t yet tested “her” in intimate ways.
Step 1
Buying cardboard boxes from the grocery store. Pictured below are parts of her left shoulder

Step 2
Gluing together the most interesting parts. Notice the artist is inclined to prefer skinnier, model-like women

Step 3
Boobs in detail: left breast has a tattoo in Arabic. Always loved that about women.

Step 4
Notice the girl’s ass. Don’t complain, I’ve seen worse.

Step 5
Yes, she’s not that attractive, but neither is your girlfriend. At least this one’s quiet.

Step 6
Added an arm and some hair. That’s always useful in women. Two arms is an overkill.

Step 7
Posture, it’s all about posture

Step 8
A little paint and voila! Who wouldn’t want her?

I am nonetheless inclined to believe that the lack of nipples and vagina would make this a poor sex doll, but at least you know she’s not a whore.











The Arabic writing says “Net weight: 10KG”, “Quickly Frozen”, “Components: Potatoes and plant oil”.
@Happy
Ok, you made lol very hard in the middle of the silent night. xD
Thx for the translation.
Lol what a great piece of art!