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By: Dafne

Dafne — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:38:56 +0000

dont you think getting a dozen roses and a box of chocolates is A LOT less work than
making bacon, give a bj, clean the inside and outside of the car (which actually can take 3 hours depending on how big the car is, and how messy it is), getting left alone for 8 hours after doign that, have to buy a light saber (seriously??? a light saber??? on valentines???), make an what looks like expensive and diffeicult to make dinner, dress up as…idk what tht is? a fictional charecter? or super woman (i say she isnt fictional because all women are super!!!)
then have a pointless threesome with your best friend who looks like a porn star and deffinatly makes you look uglier and flatter…
and you say ‘I can’t commit to a long term, serious relationship, I’m gonna have to show you this. If you can pull this off for me, at least on Valentine’s Day, then I’m truly yours. Happy Valentine’s !’ but where are you doing anything for ur girlfriend.???
i mean she doesn’t want to spend 8 hours alone thinkin where the fuck will i find a light saber why does he even want them??? they are retarded!!!
while she cleans the house… well that isnt a gift… thats torture (but women have to go thru that anyways)

By: jamie

jamie — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:21:33 +0000

as a woman, i find it fun to do crazy things for my man to surprise him and make him happy. it turns out that the more i do off the wall stuff for him, the more he does it to me,and it keeps our relationship healthy…

for his birthday this year, i made him bacon and fed it to him while giving him a blowjob, not because i’m “a maid who performs sexual favors” but because i knew he would love it and i dont mind doing stuff like that at all.

By: Non

Non — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:58:00 +0000

This was lulz… X3 Love the Leia costume.

On a serious note, Valentine’s day isn’t really about one person treating the other to all sorts of food and gifts and sexual favors that they don’t really care for. It’s about being together…as a couple.

Most women aren’t looking for a whole lot on V-day. You don’t NEED to do big, extravagant romantic gestures to make us feel loved. It’s not you’re money we’re after…but your time. We just want to spend some quality time with you and celebrate being in love. Even if it’s just watch a movie together, followed by some nice intimate sex. And honestly, I don’t think that’s too much to ask for.

This kind of stuff for your birthday? Absolutely. A birthday is all about YOU.

But V-day is about the “us” and the “us” deserves a little nurturing now and again.

Cheers.

By: cassandra

cassandra — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:53:32 +0000

I think it’s a good idea to treat men on valentine’s day as well as get treated. Of course I would make him his favorite breakfast and dress up like leia and stuff like that. I just would not oblige to the the threesome with my friend who might look like a porn star. sorry, I was never good at sharing

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:42:29 +0000

Pig.

By: wtfcakes

wtfcakes — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:34:09 +0000

leo whatever….
if she’s asking you to stop
you’re doing it wrong….

oh and you just lost the game

By: leotfreshy

leotfreshy — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:12:20 +0000

oh and i have been waiting for a blow job for abt 3 yrs and i hav’nt got it, even tho I, cook, clean, pet and walk her dog, give her flowers (on random days), gone down on her (till she wanted me to stop) and be nice to her mom!

what has a guy got to do!

By: leotfreshy

leotfreshy — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:08:22 +0000

Shanna, “I don’t demand (or even expect) anything romantic for Valentine’s Day”‘. I guess your a lie a lot in your life, cause yeah you dont demand things (you just basically guilt trip your guy into doing things weather you think you do or not)
And as for your other part of your comment, “I’d certainly like it, but only if it’s something he wants to do”. this just proves it.

By: SFT

SFT — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:23:32 +0000

This is kinda fun, for those who don’t find themselves permanently lacking a sense of humor (Ahem, Meme.) I do tend to agree that men deserve at least a little of what they want occasionally, although I’ve countered for that by just not caring what women want, since they demand it all the time anyway.
The thing that gets to me is the fact that most of the people, men and women, that I meet these days seem to be stuck in childhood. Pointing fingers, bitching at each other, trying to see who’s going to come out on top in the “gimme,gimme” game. The weird “Star Wars” thing is a case in point. The best thing you can come up with is some Princess Leia teenage fanboy stroke-off dream? With lightsabers? Dude. Sad.