Sex dolls: now hotter than any woman you’ll ever get
February 28, 2009 by Ted49 Comments
Sweet bloody internet. To my knowledge sex dolls were one of the most unattractive items one can find in a sex shop, a rubber inflatable thing that I would never bring close to any of my body parts. Well, sorry to burst your bubble dudes, but now we have space tourism, facebook, electric supercars and yes, super hot sex dolls that any of us would try at least once erm, in the name of science of course.
Meet Real Doll
The $7000 sex slave you’ve always wanted. Comes with holes in all the right places, custom chosen pubic hair style, color, size. You can change facial expressions and make her look like she actually likes your penis in her custom built a-hole. Hell, you can make her look like that chick next door you’ve always wanted to bang but never asked out. Possibilities are practically endless. Our suggestion: spend the seven grand on a hot chick. Hot chicks respond better to $7000 than high grade silicone rubber.
Meet the AI Doll Evolution
For the bored. Three different skin colors, removable and interchangeable heads. Are you married or in a long term relationship and always wanted to have a real harem? This might be an answer to your prayers. When you’re bored of the current head, you unscrew it and replace it with the one that seems more appealing to you at the time. Starting price: $6800, accessories sold separately (and yes, by accessories they mean finger nails and like pubic hair). And because it’s Japanese, you can get a Japanese style vagina, whatever that is.
Bonus material
We at S.M. believe that it is paramount to have a regular, healthy sex life. We hope you guys appreciate our sarcasm while describing all the kinky things we’d do to these sex dolls, but if you must dive into the sex doll world any further, here is a few useful links for your convenience:
The Real Doll official website
The A.I. Japanese sex doll. (Bonus video: a dude from Japan obsessed with these A.I. dolls)
One guy that actually banged the Real Doll in the name of science
A little video for those obsessed with silicone boobs.
Photo Credits
I think any guy buying one of these needs to screw his own head back on.
Tomboys,
Does that mean you’d still do one?, just not pay
With $7000 you can *#$% art
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I think finding that your husband has been looking at these freaks is the worst things- am I really married to someone that sad, pathetic and lame???
@Pippa: I don’t know, are you?
wow they look great , i bet that Pippa chick is well over weight and that is why her husband is looking at these babes , hey and fuck me they dont talk back at you .
Yo man i will order today (sorry pippa)
But it’s almost all plusses! She won’t attempt to give you any feminist crap, doesn’t deteriorate or bloat like a balloon, doesn’t spend all day putting you through stupid tests to see what she can get along with, won’t want to have “us” or “our” talks, won’t annoy you to death with their constant whining for attention, no chick flicks …
The downside is that she won’t be making any sammiches.
@Cybrspin no I won’t be buying one because I am a woman who is not a lesbian. If I were a lesbian however I would want more from a woman than holes that look good.
@Tony Bridges & @Ted.. Lay off Pippa! I’ll bet she’s hotter than either of you could get!
This is so disturbing. It’s one thing to use a sex toy (I have several of my own)…but if they had a male version of this, would I want it? Hells no. It would be way too creepy with the unblinking eyes, mannequin limbs and silence. You can change her head and pubes? Creepy!!! Whatever happened to good old-fashioned one night stands? Or porn? Porn seems tame compared to life sized dolls.
Looks like females are feeling like shit bc men have objects that compete with them–when it was just dildos women were all smug and disrespectful–talking about how men are just insecure. Now men have their toys and women don’t like it. You insecure little inadequate bitches! Get used to it bc men need you less and less as time goes by. So now instead of you being miserable in a relationship bc you can’t have a healthy relationship with the opposite sex (due to the fact that you’re utter useless cunts) no you can be miserable ALONE.
We men don’t need you anyway. You’ve made sure of that. The God-blessed difference between men and women is that men can be happy alone, and can stand each other’s company–not like you bitches that claim solidarity but know full well not a minute goes by that you don’t get all catty with each other. You can’t stand yourselves or each other. Guess what? Men invented all of this shit–all the shit you take for granted and are too stupid to know that it’ss all in our favor no matter what you do!
So STFU face down, ass up, or fuck off!!
Hahahaha! Losers. Go play w/ ur dildos–we have skins, dough, and toys. Men rule.
you can get a sexy ass prostitute for 1000, they actually respond to your touches. the dolls are gross. you feel your fukin a dead person.
Why would you crop my name off of the photos? I would have liked the photo credits.
Dolls Rule!
Stacy Leigh
Updated Stacy, see last line of the post.
Lance is gay
Lance was hugged the wrong way as a child
Lance, I can say with all certainty based upon your post;
1. You probably spend more time watching porn and anime than you do with real members of the opposite sex.
2. You are ugly and fat, have a below average IQ and use sexism to give yourself something to feel proud of, as you can’t produce anything of social or intellectual merit independently.
3. If you were to suggest to the men you know (assuming you know other people) that you don’t need women because now you have blow up dolls… you would be joined only by those as ugly and fat and bitter as you are.
4. Women don’t sleep with you because you’re ugly and fat; not because they have dildos.
I frickin’ love having a vagina, partly (but not strictly) because, combined with the fact I am positively ravishing, it allows me to sleep with real people.
Oh, and to add onto my list
5. You obviously haven’t heard of the ‘fleshlight’.
7 grand for something that will just lay there like a rock. Why not just get a real flesh and blood girlfriend. Sure the doll is easier to please but would you rather have someone walk in on you banging a real girl or a sex doll.
hahaha. I think lance is hilarious! We were smug b/c our dildos… I dont think any girl in her right mind would look at this as competition! Mostly b/c we would never sleep w/ any of these losers that use a doll! And Lance, just b/c we are not fucking you doesnt mean that we have dildos, it means NO ONE wants to fuck you. If you dont have a girl you still have two hands. Figure it out.
Sorry Pippa, if he wasnt looking at these for some type of “wow, thats weird” entertainment he probably needs some help… That is not a reflection on you. Best of luck.
And lastly… the guy above Tony Bridges?.. seriously? I doubt that you have ever had to deal with any of those things b/c who would want a egotistical jerk.
Anyway. This was amusing/disturbing.
DD: This is what society has come to? I mean, don’t get me wrong, this is kind of neat in the way that we have the technology to do it, but… people are buying this? Rather than just going out and having the real thing? What?
And @Lance:
We’re not smug because we have dildos, we’re smug because we can get the real thing, unlike you because no one will sleep with a guy who talks about how he enjoys another man’s company so much and all that.
Besides dude, do you really want to lose your virginity to a doll? Just because it’s life-like– supposedly– doesn’t mean it’s as good as the real thing. trust me, I’ve had the real thing, and it’s way better :9
why in the world would anyone shell out 7K for a dolls! oh what the hell, we have such dorks anyway!
Hilarious! My wife has cost me hundreds of thousands, one of these would have been a good investment, hehe.
What is up with the teeth and where is the flat head to rest my beer!
Do they do blow job?
A) Anybody shelling out $7K for one of these must feel pretty lonely and desperate, particularly when signing the check or tapping a credit card number into an online order page.
And (B) leave anybody who commented here that it’s miserable and sick to bang a piece of rubber in a locked hotel room with one of these babies and a six pack of cold beer. 95% will find themselves humping plastic within the hour — but don’t worry, she’ll never tell.
Wow, Lance. Way to be a sexist, egotistical weirdo. I wonder what happened that made you hate women so much? Poor bastard.
Sounds like you’ll need one of these dolls, because you’re obviously not quite charming enough to get the real thing… ever. hahahaha
i laugh at the people acting surprised baffled or shocked at this
this is the porn industry, what you think of how “moral” it is does not matter
for 20 bucks I can get a bj, herpes and still have change left over for a big mac…
“And because it’s Japanese, you can get a Japanese style vagina, whatever that is.”
That means it hasn’t had the shit kicked out of it like your average western woman.
Seriously though, until it can make me a sandwich it ain’t worth the $7000.00
Ok, cool but VERY creepy. They look great but I don’t know about that…
i’d buy one, and i have a vagina.
Wouldn’t be worth the price for me. Back in my bachelor days, it would just end up collecting dust in a closet once the new pussy smell wore off.
7K? maybe if she’s a robot that have a womb and can get pregnant, (since i would like to have kids someday) But common, 7K for a toy? It can be tempting, but a real great woman is the way. (not a woman with a girl mentality)
I’ll bet there are millions of men in the west, sick of their wives, who are interested in something like this but won’t admit it
its the coming trend; we already treat marriage so casually in our society, why wouldn’t we reach a point where robots replace human beings when it comes to physical intimacy? Personally, given how feminists have dehumanized men over the past half-century, it’s somehow appropriate that men are now looking at a new consumer product that replaces women with something better or at least more hospitable.
im a girl n i think its pretty cool, im bi so haha ya
I am a woman. I find the dolls mildy hott. If I had a dick I’d love sticking it in stuff too. And, you can do what ever you want to that….its a little creepy that it looks like a women, but then again at least they wont be doing any of that to an actual woman. Married men that have them without their wives knowing is a little weird. Single guys, bang away. Then, you know. Get a storage space and go fuck it on the weekends.
POPSICLE sticks
You know what’s the worst about this? This is most likely what I will end up settling for. After reading the posts by the women who say the men who would partake in one of these are pathetic losers or what have you, I’m convinced all the more that this is what it’s come down to for me.
I’ve been single for ten years so apparently, I’m pathetic and everything else. No, I’m not overweight. I actually work out a lot. None of that matters anyway. When women see you as a “friend” in every situation you can imagine, well, this is what it leads to. This or a gun in my mouth. Either one seems just as promising.
After ten years, you just have to give up hope. There’s no need for me to continue wishing and trying. You just have to accept reality. Women, feel free to laugh and make snide remarks, you always do.
good
You guys are forgetting the disabled, who might be missing half a face, or are otherwise horribly disfigured. Let them have a toy like this… no, it’s not a substitute in so many ways, but can’t it help… for someone who might never get close enough to a girl to touch her? There must be hundreds, or maybe thousands, of men in this category. Let them have something one step better than their fantasies alone.
You people are retarded if u think these can take place of girls. Is this thing gonna give you head with tongue and all? Can u make out with it? And is the vagina self lubricating? What if u want a kid? These guys just don’t think girls are important because they are virgins. Pussy is the best feeling thing on the planet. So forget ur little sex toys and go have a real relationship u fuckin losers!
Well I dont know about anyone else but when it comes to sex, Ive gotta have feedback…..and real feedback, $7000 for sex? really?, I mean I make plenty of money but no means have I ever considered paying for sex and thats what this is
Ive got to add more now that ive read all the comments…..to the females, although I would never do anything with a blow up doll, you have to admit, its way easier for women to find someone to have sex with than it is for men, that being said, some men feel like they need to resort to such………………………”actions”, I myself havent had a problem in that field, but i was in the marine corp and trust me, there are plenty that have…..Now having said that…..guys come on…..just because youve had a horrible relationship doesnt mean go blow 7 g’s on somethin like this….thats ridiculous….my ex wife cheated on me when I was in iraq, cleaned my bank account, trashed my house, wrecked my car, and sold everything of value, and im not goin out buyin sex dolls, so seriously….i doubt its necessary
wow i have to say i havent got laid in two years and would be glad to have something to fuck rather than my hand but it still wouldnt satisfy me i want a real women but now days there all such bitchs and in charge of everything you cant even look at them its sexual harrassment dude its called horny and a crush its time for a mans movement to put bitchs back in there place im not saying go back to beating them and forcing them into family slavehood jobs they just have no respect for men nowdays without guys innovative mind we would still live in the stone age at least then the women were putin out come on ladys it doesnt take that long and its not like its work to put out see here the real problem is you girls think your better than us guys well the sad truth is your not you cant even survive on your own men created metropila and you women abused it without the city life you would have a real perspective on how important a man really is but you all live in the city and think any thing you need is on a shelf waiting to be bought this currrent society is fucked we need good strong family morals you no that std s would not exist if everyone waited to get married before sex and then didnt fuck around
ah ah ah ah my god sex man doll bosom
I wouldn like sex doll nude
…suckle from woman bosom
Idk how I found this stupid shit but I’m glad I lurked this entire argument but when I go back and think about it… This whole think or hole thing, hehe, was so pointless. Leave it to people to have an argument over something like sticking your penis in a piece of plastic that looks suspiciously like another person. Now for the people making valid points about the fucking weird blow up dolls I commend, but everyone else is a bunch of faggots… probably literally Well, I guess have fun with whatever you guys do in your daily life, I guaran-damn-tee you it’s not going to involve arguing with strangers over sex toys.
PS..
Someone go check Ken out pronto, he might be dead