5 Things that Your Dog and Your Girlfriend Have in Common
November 22, 2009 by Ted3 Comments
… and one big difference at the end
THEY LIKE TO CUDDLE
Women apparently do it because the act of cuddling releases a hormone called oxytocin, also known as the “cuddling hormone.” Oxytocin is responsible for provoking what scientists refer to as “pair bonding,” which means it makes the cuddling couple feel closer and more intimate. Dogs like it because when you cuddle with and show affection to your dog, it makes them feel like a valued member of the household and as a result, your dog will be happier. How similar.
THEY BOTH HATE YOUR FEMALE FRIENDS
A dog is an animal, no more, no less, and it has animalistic reactions. When you have a woman friend over, they get instinctively threatened by their presence and they’re pissed at the lack of attention from you. In reality, dogs are fearful that they might somehow lose your attention for ever in favor of the new attraction. Your girlfriend’s comments about your female friends (especially if they’re significantly hotter than her) stem from similar instincts as you may have noticed. Thing is, while you can train your dog to be nice to your guests what are you gonna do about you lady thinking that all other girls are catty little bitches that will stab her in the back if they got the chance?
THEY BOTH LIKE THEIR EXPENSIVE TREATS
The pinnacle of dog training is the use of a good combination between giving treats to your pet or depriving it of them. Successful treat training results in a dog with polished manners, a dog who sits when asked, waits to be petted, and does not beg at the table. Unsuccessful treat training results in a dog who rules a household with an iron paw. Successful treat training in your loved one results in a very very empty bank account and a household that she still runs with an iron hand. It might get you blowjobs though.
THEY BUG YOU WHEN YOU PLAY YOUR XBOX/WATCH STAR WARS
I don’t know, is it because women and dogs suck at playing XBOX games? Is it because dogs and girlfriends don’t understand why Anakin turns evil in Episode III ? Or do you just have a high-maintenance dog/girlfriend ?
YOU LIKE TO GET COMPLIMENTS ON THEIR LOOKS
“Dude, your dog is totally the best looking Pit Bull Terrier I’ve seen in years. Yeah, thanks buddy, I try to keep him in good shape” or like “Dude, that new blond I’ve seen you at the club with is freaking hot. Yeah, thanks buddy, she’s great in bed too”. Music to your ears. You like it when your friends are jealous about your dog or your woman and let’s be honest here, why wouldn’t you?
This the one thing they DO NOT have in common for sure and I can guarantee that. Try the following experiment: lock your girlfriend and your dog in your trunk. Unlock them after 48 hours. Who’s the only one happy to see you?
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I wonder if your gf has seen this post. Cuz if mine should see me reading this, I’m going to have a lot of explanations to do. Anyway keep giving us the out of the ordinary checklists and laughter
Yeah its true, because my girlfriend and my Dog both get jeleaous when I move to other females or dogs !! Ho ho ho