Flowchart To Determine if Your Girlfriend is Hot Or Wolf Ugly

November 13, 2009 by Ted4 Comments

We know how the beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that 20th century crap, but we’re also pretty sure that every once in a while you’re wondering if people stare at your girl at the bar because she’s smoking hot or just because they can see her panties through her dress or maybe why it seems like your guy friends always wanna hook you up with someone new. This flowchart should help you determine if you’re dating a decent piece of ass or Kelly Osbourne’s uglier twin.

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4 Responses to “Flowchart To Determine if Your Girlfriend is Hot Or Wolf Ugly”
  1. bunkreview says:
    January 22, 2010 at 9:47 am

    No moustache questions?

    Alcohol could be a factor.

  2. Hali says:
    January 24, 2010 at 5:30 am

    Awesome! I look decent! And yes, I second bunk. There should be a mustache question.

  3. Ted says:
    January 25, 2010 at 11:53 am

    Well, I did say hairy nipples, another hair question would have been redundant

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