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		<title>By: Concezione verginale da sesso orale?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Concezione verginale da sesso orale?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] una storia apparentemente incredibile (il centro recente di questa diffusione sembra essere «True Story: How To Get Pregnant via Oral Sex», Standard Madness, 25 gennaio 2010; la storia ha preso le ali dopo essere stata riproposta il 1 [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] una storia apparentemente incredibile (il centro recente di questa diffusione sembra essere «True Story: How To Get Pregnant via Oral Sex», Standard Madness, 25 gennaio 2010; la storia ha preso le ali dopo essere stata riproposta il 1 [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Tip of The Day - A Taste of Fresh Banana Puddin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tip of The Day - A Taste of Fresh Banana Puddin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] give oral if you&#8217;ve been stabbed recently.  Here is a cautionary tale.    [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Mediales vom 1.2.2010 &#124; Internet, Hochzeit, America, Researcher, Bußgeld, Money &#124; Blokster.de</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mediales vom 1.2.2010 &#124; Internet, Hochzeit, America, Researcher, Bußgeld, Money &#124; Blokster.de</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chance, look up the pH of hydrochloric acid. Acid denatures proteins. Proteins coat the sperm cell and allow it to penetrate the egg. Even five seconds is enough to destroy the sperm.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chance, look up the pH of hydrochloric acid. Acid denatures proteins. Proteins coat the sperm cell and allow it to penetrate the egg. Even five seconds is enough to destroy the sperm.</p>
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		<title>By: lolwat</title>
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		<dc:creator>lolwat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pics or it didn&#039;t happen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pics or it didn&#8217;t happen</p>
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		<title>By: Chance</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chance</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ed, i&#039;m not saying that theres no possibility of a hoax, but at the same thing, through random chance, aiming, and bizzare timing, this seems possible
1 + 2 + 3) She was stabbed. As they said, shortly after oral sex. Our bodies do try to destroy anything in our stomach, however, that&#039;s a reaction, and reactions take time.
4) theoretically, it is possible (and has happened before, my sister is one) for conception to occur not at the time of ovulation. Sperm has a lifespan, and eggs do too as you said. This lifespan is not constant, as nothing is. It&#039;s entirely possible this girl is an outlier, and possesses eggs that life for extended time, or her period of ovulation was randomly close to the incident. Keep in mind, she&#039;s young, and memories are hard to pin down exactly.
5) Mutations. it&#039;s entirely possible for her to have formed a uterus without the mentioned prerequisites.

I&#039;m not saying that this -has- to be true, i&#039;m merely saying that it&#039;s possible. Not probably. All in all, that&#039;s one hell of a roulette that girl has spinning away at her life :\</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ed, i&#8217;m not saying that theres no possibility of a hoax, but at the same thing, through random chance, aiming, and bizzare timing, this seems possible<br />
1 + 2 + 3) She was stabbed. As they said, shortly after oral sex. Our bodies do try to destroy anything in our stomach, however, that&#8217;s a reaction, and reactions take time.<br />
4) theoretically, it is possible (and has happened before, my sister is one) for conception to occur not at the time of ovulation. Sperm has a lifespan, and eggs do too as you said. This lifespan is not constant, as nothing is. It&#8217;s entirely possible this girl is an outlier, and possesses eggs that life for extended time, or her period of ovulation was randomly close to the incident. Keep in mind, she&#8217;s young, and memories are hard to pin down exactly.<br />
5) Mutations. it&#8217;s entirely possible for her to have formed a uterus without the mentioned prerequisites.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not saying that this -has- to be true, i&#8217;m merely saying that it&#8217;s possible. Not probably. All in all, that&#8217;s one hell of a roulette that girl has spinning away at her life :\</p>
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		<title>By: Girl without vagina gets pregnant via oral sex, stabbing - Los Angeles Kings Hockey Fan Forum</title>
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		<dc:creator>Girl without vagina gets pregnant via oral sex, stabbing - Los Angeles Kings Hockey Fan Forum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] permalink    AKA &quot; Oral conception. Impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic vagina.&quot;   Weird Medical Story &#124; South Africa girl gets pregnant in a weird fashion &#124; Standard Madness [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Ed</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sadly, this is a con, but it sure does make a good story.  
Whatever the doctors may claim, this just ain&#039;t so:  1) The GI tract and uterus are completely separate; 2) the uterus is completely sealed - sperm could not &quot;drip into it&quot;; 3) Any sperm swallowed would be rapidly killed in the stomach - dead sperm don&#039;t fertilize anything; 4) The menstrual period is not the time of fertility - in fact, it is the exact opposite.  Menstruation occurs weeks after ovulation (the egg lives only days) and weeks before the next egg is ready; 5) The upper part of the vagina forms from the same embryonic structures (called paramesonephric ducts and the Mullerian tubercle)which form the uterus.  No upper vagina = no uterus.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sadly, this is a con, but it sure does make a good story.<br />
Whatever the doctors may claim, this just ain&#8217;t so:  1) The GI tract and uterus are completely separate; 2) the uterus is completely sealed &#8211; sperm could not &#8220;drip into it&#8221;; 3) Any sperm swallowed would be rapidly killed in the stomach &#8211; dead sperm don&#8217;t fertilize anything; 4) The menstrual period is not the time of fertility &#8211; in fact, it is the exact opposite.  Menstruation occurs weeks after ovulation (the egg lives only days) and weeks before the next egg is ready; 5) The upper part of the vagina forms from the same embryonic structures (called paramesonephric ducts and the Mullerian tubercle)which form the uterus.  No upper vagina = no uterus.</p>
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		<title>By: Caper29</title>
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		<dc:creator>Caper29</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not good news for Catholic school girls...</description>
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		<title>By: Mediales vom 26.1.2010 &#124; Hochzeit, Soviel, Story, Aliens, Making, Earth &#124; Blokster.de</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mediales vom 26.1.2010 &#124; Hochzeit, Soviel, Story, Aliens, Making, Earth &#124; Blokster.de</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
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