You Know They Like Mariah Carey When

This post was inspired by randomly typing “i will” into google and getting “i will always love you lyrics” as my first suggestion. Much to my surprise, the first search result for that took me to a page with over 700.000 views in less than 2 years, so I guess some like Mariah Carey. It’s a fact. They like Mariah Carey so much that they went looking for her lyrics so they can sing along while they’re driving or in bed with the girl of their dreams. Pretty manly indeed. So how do you spot a Mariah Carey lyrics-connoisseur ?

They like to wear a blonde mullet wig to look more like Mariah Carey

They like to sing it out loud and to squeeze the microphone while they do it

They like to have a very deep, Mariah Carey look in their eyes

They like to snuggle with just about anyone

They like to look their partner in the eye

They like to wear black and white fur coat while they’re posing

And this is you at a Mariah Carey concert showing her you’ve got a sensitive side and praying to get laid as a consequence