Sex Addict Dude Claims He Ran Out of Women

Sex addict Danny J. had to move out of a town in England after he allegedly banged all the chicks in the area. Moving out of town seemed to be the last resort for the 27 year old tattoo artist, who much like married star Tiger Woods, 34, went into sex rehab after a string of alleged affairs.

“People treat it like a joke but it’s a real problem.”

Right. That’s what he said. The tattoo artist – who has scored more than 500 women according to himself – turned to therapy to cure his urges. He said: When there were no more women left in town I had not slept with I spent a fortune on taxis going further afield. I could be spending hundreds of pounds a night partying and taking women back to hotels. But he said his constant one-night stands left him depressed and ruined his business so he moved to Liverpool and is now dating a long-term partner.

Question still remains: is sex addiction a real disorder?

His therapist says it is. Other therapists support that claim, but we’re wondering how biased they are. I mean, come on, they make a living “curing” these “sex addicts”, of course they’re gonna say it’s a real mental illness. Sex addiction can be a problem for both sexes. I saw one intelligent woman of 31 who had 127 partners in six months. She could not stop herself despite the risks says Dr. Steven P. – Danny’s current therapist. Could it be that she was just a bit whore-ish? The debate is on.

But let’s get back to Danny’s claim

Some other (probably) jealous dude in the small town of St. Annes performed a small survey to verify Danny’s claims with the following interesting results:

Conclusion: Dude, Danny, delusions of grandeur much? Totally pathetic and I’ll bet the fame made him even more awkward around women.