Sex Myths That We Wanna Keep Perpetuating

Why would us guys wanna keep spreading rumors about stupid false sex myths? Because it works to our advantage, we wish they were true, they’ll help our self-esteem and improve our sex life. So let’s join up and support this Standard Madness initiative to make women even more ill-informed about sexual heath.

Staring at boobs prolongs life

According to some studies conducted by some very overpaid and bored medical scientists, this one rumor might actually be true, although I honestly don’t see how 10 minutes of staring at large boobs every day would make your life longer by 5 years. But the (female) doctor that conducted this breakthrough experiment actually said Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man’s life by five years.

Later update: This may be very true because after I stared at the picture below for like two minutes my morning hangover related headache is treating me a lot better.

Why we want this myth perpetuated – I’m not sure if this happens to all of you guys, but my weakness for large breasts has been a heavily debated issue in past relationships. To sum it up, I would just say that women in my life did not understand my need of medical treatment and expressed the utmost disregard for my health in various ways starting with you’re sleeping on the couch tonight you disrespectful pig and going as far as you are cut off for a month! (yeah, i did dump her, no worries). In reality, the nice German doctoresse has given us a great excuse for two of our favorite things in the world: *not* going to the gym and staring at teetays so yeah, let’s just keep telling that story and help spreading the word.

Single guys have more sex

This is a sex-myth that’s been around since the beginning of the 20th century, when probably it was a bit closer to reality. In the contemporary society, this myth is complete bullshit, a fact which can be confirmed by many large-scale studies as well as by our distinguished World of Warcraft playing readers (hey dudes, no worries, it’ll happen one day).

Why we want this myth perpetuated – Because if it were true it’d be a great fact of life. Because it were true it would probably help preventing horrible diseases such as marriage blindness, hoes before bros, empty bank account, male puppy eyes, pussy whipped-ness and of course meet-her-parents-isis. Remember: the main cause of divorce is marriage.

Not having an orgasm can be a great method of birth control

As retarded as it sounds, it appears that some women actually believe that crap so people need to establish websites to make them understand how ignorant they are. I think we’ve managed to find a picture of a chick that’s dumb enough to believe this sex myth, it’s right below.

Why we want this myth perpetuated – Because let’s face it dude, you can’t really make them get there all the time. Of course it’s not your fault, it’s actually never our fault, how come we never have any trouble getting there? Because we have a strong manly psyche, that’s why. But yeah, seriously, this could be a great excuse for our rarely occurring lack of performance, so let’s help our bros in the same situation by spreading this sex myth around. Why would chicks buy it, you ask. Well, let’s admit it, we never date the ones who excel at intelligence and common sense.

Drinking and drugs make sex much more fun

There are pros and cons and obviously this is a sex myth that can’t be verified and approved in its entirety. However, while I do believe that drug and booze are bad when abused, we can’t help but thinking this particular myth could have been re-phrased into drinking and drugs make sex much more fun possible.

Why we want this myth perpetuated -It’s pretty simple: I’m no doctor, but I don’t think I’m making a mistake thinking that booze extends the duration of the sex act significantly. While a great conversation starter, social lubricant and many a times reason she goes home with you, we should also point out the fact that spreading this rumor will help with the duration of your performance and it’ll probably seem better to her as well. Plus some chicks get really kinky in bed when they’re on something, that rocks!

Size doesn’t matter

Sorry dudes, that myth is baloney. Size does matter so let’s be honest about it and accept the hard facts (pun intended). As much as it may not be fair to some, the size of a man makes a significant difference to women, mostly when it comes to sexual attraction and desire. And the bad news keep coming: probably whenever a girl told you that to her size is not an issue, she was trying to make you feel better. I *wouldn’t* know this first hand, I know it because Brooke told me she’s lied to guys like that before. Yeah, that’s how I know.

Why we want this myth perpetuated – Okay, shorty, here’s the deal: the more women believe this rumor the better. Once we get them talking to one another and none of them will be willing to admit that she likes a guy with large equipment we’re set. The ones that see your package and are not excited about it are just gonna feel guilty and awkward and will do anything to make you think they love it and it’s the right size for them, which is all you can hope for.