You Know You’re A Eurodouche When

If you live in Europe and you’re not entirely sure if you’re an Eurodouchebag, follow these simple questions. If you answer is “yes” to any of them, then yeah, we’ve got some bad news for you: we fucking hate you.

You can’t grow a proper beard and you’re starting a new World of Warcraft character, yet you think it’s cool to take a pic of yourself wearing fake guns, gold and ink

You’re trying to look like Antonio Banderas in Original Sin and impress MySpace teenagers

You’re fake-punching the camera while wearing a mob-fashion ring, yet your shades cost like $4 at any gas station

Jeans, Batman belt buckle, shirt, flexing, shades, furniture, pose. Is there anything not wrong with this pic?

You heard that fur coats are cool and killed and animal and made your own following a DIY guide on 4chan

You took out a bank loan because your other pictures made you look poor, ugly and sad

You’re this guy

You’ve got a brand name hairstyle

You’re offering money to saints painted on a wall. Like seriously dude, you’re a douchebag

You’re counting your money in square feet, own a t-shirt that says you’re the boss, yet you wash your lame ass van in the river